It's nice to see highbrow literary references in Reseller News, but let's get them right. The maze of anti-piracy security Microsoft wants to add to its Vista operating system is more like something from the works of Douglas Adams than the writings of Dante and Kafka.
Microsoft wants users to register its new generation operating systems before gaining full access. Those who don't register will have severely limited functionality. There's nothing particularly new about this -- similar restrictions apply to WIndows XP.
To some extent Microsoft's measures are understandable, the company has lost a lot of revenue to pirates in the past. You can't blame Microsoft from taking action to cut out the crooks.
However, the process can be painful for legitimate users, which isn't good for business. Remember programs with hardware 'dongles'? Nobody liked them, people stopped buying them.
So what's wrong here?
For a start, there's a whiff of spyware about the security technologies. And bullying. Microsoft already gets sniffy with Firefox users wanting to, say, install updates. But there's something else.
I recently suffered one meltdown too many on my home system and had to reinstall XP from scratch. This is a good idea if, like me, you're regularly installing and removing applications, drivers and other software.
As the install finished a message told me I'd installed my copy of the software on too many machines (don't ask me to repeat the exact words I don't remember)
I hadn't. My copy of XP (I have three) is only installed on the one machine, but the machine has been modified over the last couple of years. Either way, XP wouldn't work and I had to reinstall an old copy of WIndows 98 from scratch to get a, barely, functioning computer. I might have spent an hour on hold waiting for Microsoft support to help me out here -- but I've been there before and, trust me, life's too short.
Something similar happened last night with Microsoft Money. The program has been reinstalled and I can't open the data file. Apparently my previous install of Money was automatically updated and files created with this version can't be opened in the non-updated version of the program. The problem is the program can't be updated without a valid data file.
This isn't like anything in Dante. It's possibly a little Kafkaesque -- being stuck in a nightmare. It's also covered by Catch-22.
But for my money it's actually more like dealing with the Vogon civil service (from the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy). You get sucked into a vortex of mindless bureaucracy with forms to fill, queues to join which only lead to more forms and more queues. Then someone says something like "Your call is important to us, please listen to Wagner's Ring Cycle extended disco mix while we find you an operator. As the last note fades another message tells you the office is now closed, it will opening again at 2.00 am next Michlemas Eve.
Incidentally, Adams wrote a computer game about this kind of mindnumbing bureaucratic nonsense. I suspect Microsoft mistook this for a training manual.