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Ballmer's snide Linux threat

They call it fud; the practice of issuing information, not necessarily accurate information, deliberately calculated to unnerve potential customers of rival products or services and influence their buying decisions.

IBM famously used the strategy thirty odd years ago when Amdahl threatened to nibble away at its mainframe dominance - but its roots go back much further.


To be fair, today's technology monopolist, Microsoft is not the only company to regularly use fud (fear, uncertainty and doubt) as a strategic weapon. These days this kind of bullying has become almost routine.


Yet the software giant has managed to use fud more effectively than most companies - often with devastating effect. It's risky because there's a boy-who-cried-wolf effect with fud, try it too often and people learn not to take any notice.


This could be about to happen now Steve Ballmer has warned Linux users the open source operating system infringes Microsoft's patents. Notice Ballmer doesn't say which patents.
He says

"that product uses our patented intellectual property is a problem for our shareholders. We spend $7 billion a year on R&D, our shareholders expect us to protect or license or get economic benefit from our patented innovations."

In other words, ”we may sue the backside off anyone who chooses to buy Linux instead of Windows.


Clearly Ballmer is trying to frighten customers away from Linux. He’s probably also trying to pressure companies such as Oracle, IBM and Dell who have made major commitments to Linux.


So, does Linux infringe any Microsoft patents? Probably. Remember Amazon owns a patent for one click shopping. Software companies like Microsoft own patents for all kinds of trivial things such as drawing circles on screens and so on.


Microsoft's bullying history and Ballmer’s heavy-handed threats over Linux go a long way to justify the arguments of those people who believe software should not be patentable. Was this what Ballmer intended?

Playstation 3: not all fun and games

Drive-by shootings, fights, riots and the arrest of a rapist all helped to make the American launch of the Playstation 3 a bigger news story than Sony could have hoped for. Some people waited for days in line, fighting the elements and other tech-hungry geeks for a chance to depart with some of their money in return for a gaming console.

Shortage and slow manufacturing of the Blu-Ray laser has forced Sony to release very few consoles on opening day, a few stores could report hundreds of people in line with only about 20 consoles up for grabs. In a cruel twist, Nintendo has added more technophiliacs to the lines with the release of its Wii console just a few days after the PS3.

So forget the Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD battle for a second, and imagine being robbed at gunpoint or even stabbed for your newly acquired PS3. We all know some of us can go a bit crazy with our gadget obsession, but surely most of us aren’t willing to kill for it?

New Zealander’s are known for being early adopters but gambling with your life for a piece of the action seems a bit silly.

Will I be staying home on opening day you might ask? The answer is no, I will not. I will be there in line, pie in hand, waiting with the other poor souls to fill the emptiness left by a Commodore 64 in 1989. But it’s not too late for you, my friend. Don’t think of me, save yourselves comrades!

And tell my mother I love her.

Apple orders 12 million phones

Hon Hai Precision, one of the world’s largest producers of cell phones could be the key in confirming the iPhone myth, after receiving an order for 12 million phones from Apple.

Apple has previously used the company for the production of its iPod music players. Companies like Cisco, Dell, Nokia and Sony has also used Hon Hai.

UBS Investment research analyst Benjamin Reitzes has said that the number of cell phones ordered is higher than expected.

The cell phone market is already highly subsidized by the telecommunications industry and several analysts have questioned Apple’s ability to compete in this market. There is also a question concerning the iPhone possibly cannibalizing the iPod market.

The report stems from the Taiwanese business paper Commercial Times.

Reseller's guide to pornography

Porn is said to occupy approximately one third of all material on the web, so it is obvious that porn plays a large part in the IT industry, software as well as hardware. Or should that be softcore and hardcore.

The following is meant as a guide to consumers and resellers on how to utilize and understand IT products and their connection with pornography:

ADSL - For faster downloading of porn.
Blu Ray - for lots of Blu movies. Imagine over 70 hours of porn on one disc.
CRM - knowledge on your customer's porn preference is key.
Database - for cataloging your porn, works well with a CRM system.
Graphics card - You need the latest GPU for high definition porn.
HD-DVD - Less storage than Blu Ray, but still enough for a weekend away.
Internet - the mother of all things porn.
iPod video - for porn on the go.
KVM switch - porn on eight different monitors, all controlled from one keyboard.
Monitors - for your viewing pleasure.
Network - Sharing your porn.
Notebook - Less portable than the iPod, but larger screen makes this one a porn winner.
Printer - print labels and other fun things for your porn.
Server - you need somewhere to store all the porn made accessible to the general public.
Smart phone - share your porn via 3G with friends and family
Storage - You might want to consider off site storage for your porn in case of power outage.
Thin Client - for the less adventurous of us, who let someone else control what we watch.
USB flash drive - excellent device for moving and concealing porn through physical spaces.
Voip system - talk to your friends overseas about porn - for free.
Web camera - expose yourself, the world is your oyster.
Wireless - avoid tripping over cables while watching porn.