Porn is said to occupy approximately one third of all material on the web, so it is obvious that porn plays a large part in the IT industry, software as well as hardware. Or should that be softcore and hardcore.
The following is meant as a guide to consumers and resellers on how to utilize and understand IT products and their connection with pornography:
ADSL - For faster downloading of porn.
Blu Ray - for lots of Blu movies. Imagine over 70 hours of porn on one disc.
CRM - knowledge on your customer's porn preference is key.
Database - for cataloging your porn, works well with a CRM system.
Graphics card - You need the latest GPU for high definition porn.
HD-DVD - Less storage than Blu Ray, but still enough for a weekend away.
Internet - the mother of all things porn.
iPod video - for porn on the go.
KVM switch - porn on eight different monitors, all controlled from one keyboard.
Monitors - for your viewing pleasure.
Network - Sharing your porn.
Notebook - Less portable than the iPod, but larger screen makes this one a porn winner.
Printer - print labels and other fun things for your porn.
Server - you need somewhere to store all the porn made accessible to the general public.
Smart phone - share your porn via 3G with friends and family
Storage - You might want to consider off site storage for your porn in case of power outage.
Thin Client - for the less adventurous of us, who let someone else control what we watch.
USB flash drive - excellent device for moving and concealing porn through physical spaces.
Voip system - talk to your friends overseas about porn - for free.
Web camera - expose yourself, the world is your oyster.
Wireless - avoid tripping over cables while watching porn.
